SHOE SHINES ARE FOR EVERYBODY. NOT JUST THE RICH. IT IS GLORIOUS. As they say in NYC, "GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT, SIT YOUR BACKSIDE IN MY SEAT!" I want everybody on Earth with shoes to have their shoes shined by another human being. IT UNITES US ALL.
Welcome to the ShoeShine Times. Firstly, I would like to introduce myself to you all. My name is Joe Pollitt and this is my journey into what it takes to become the best Shoe Shiner in the World. The issues of different waxes, creams, different kinds of leather, all aspects of shoeshine etiquette and so much more. The ultimate goal is to create the finest SHINE.
Monday, 25 September 2017
Ernie | The Shiner
I
want people to fully understand. I want to be the best shoeshiner
because I am lonely. I want to be on my knees talking to fellow lonelies,
like myself. I want to spend my time chatting and shining, talking shit
and sharing ideas. I want people to earn my shine. To really deserve
it..because I can deny you all now. What a wonderful FREEDOM I have found, I AM THE SHINER. I don't want to
be in some fancy restaurant with a selective group of friends. OH NO. I
am happiest when I am with my lonelies. Just had to air that publicly.
This ShoeShining business is growing legs by the day. Loving it LARGE!
You see, true honest WORK brings out the very best in us all. Here is the sort of standard I would like to rise to. Many thanks Ernie.
SHOE SHINES ARE FOR EVERYBODY. NOT JUST THE RICH. IT IS GLORIOUS. As they say in NYC, "GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT, SIT YOUR BACKSIDE IN MY SEAT!" I want everybody on Earth with shoes to have their shoes shined by another human being. IT UNITES US ALL.
SHOE SHINES ARE FOR EVERYBODY. NOT JUST THE RICH. IT IS GLORIOUS. As they say in NYC, "GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT, SIT YOUR BACKSIDE IN MY SEAT!" I want everybody on Earth with shoes to have their shoes shined by another human being. IT UNITES US ALL.
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