Here is my first attempt at the Patina Shoe in Blue. I think I need a little more working on this technique but it was a whole lot of fun in the trying. What is interesting is that it really matters about the quality of the leather and how this magical living material lends itself to all kinds of treatments but the important thing is to understand the movement of the shoe and the gradual process of applying the dyes, creams and the polish. This was a great experience and I can see I can only get better.
Onwards and upwards.
This was a complete mess, an utter disaster but an interesting learning process. The dyes and polish started coming away from the shoe revealing the previous black shoe beneath. My efforts were too impatient and the shoe paid me back for that. I have to strip everything back with nail polish remover and start right from the beginning, allowing appropriate time for each phase. The secret is to do 5 per week, one on each day so you are then have shoes to work on throughout the week.
Yip, you heard us right. Some clever monkey (maybe it was Mash) figured out that bananas are not only prized for their beautiful yellow fruit but that their skin has a greater purpose. Since we were just about due for another quirky Myth or Magic, we decided to go bananas for the month of March. So let’s see if their skins really can shine shoes. Giddy up.
To test this kitchen myth you will need:

A bunch of not-yet-ripe bananas
Soft muslin cloth
Some willing volunteers…
…and their shoes
Your regular trusty shoe polish (because comparing is caring)
And a good sense of humour

Thina, James and Ashmore came to the party, dressed in their Sunday best – may as well put a potentially shiny shoe to good use, right? First we took some evidence of the lack lustre state of their shoes. Yep, decidedly matt.

Then we set about ridding the bananas of their contents. It’s best to use slightly green bananas for this, as their skins do not ‘shed’ as much fibrous banana matter onto your cool kicks. Why bananas you might ask? They contain potassium, which is coincidentally found in, you guessed it, shoe polish. This combined with their natural oils is said to make a winning boot buffer.

We decided to polish the left shoe with banana skins and the right shoe with shoe polish, to compare the shininess.

Check it out. Shoe polish vs banana skins.

We think the banana peels did a stellar job, without any nose-wrinkling chemical fumes. How’s that for an economiser and an environmental win? Banana skin shoe shine is most definitely magic.

Guess what else you can add a nice sheen to with banana skins? House plants, broad leafed ones, of course. Don’t go shining up your ferns folks. Over and out.